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10 Ways to Make Your Inspector Uncomfortable*

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*based on personal experiences As your inspector enters the crawlspace, make uncomfortable eye contact with them and whisper “It makes me happy to know you’re down there.” Don’t be surprised if the inspector takes frequent, furtive glances back at the entrance opening to ensure that it is still open. After being told there is mold […]

10 Things an Inspector Doesn’t Want to Find In Your Crawlspace or Attic*

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*These are based on real experiences Anything resembling a filled body bag. The words “Welcome To the Dungeon” scrawled out in red paint across the wall. A nest of black widows. Made worse when the handheld light illuminating nest goes out right as a vigorous attack is made upon the spiders. Utter darkness ensues, along […]